Son Boyun B\u00fck\u00fcc\u00fc Ruhi, Periskop Teyze, Dr. Jivago ve daha neler neler\u2026 C\u0131z\u0131rtt c\u0131z\u0131r\u0131tt! Din din donn!Sevgili mahalle halk\u0131!Ben RUH\u0130!G\u00fcne portakal suyuyla ba\u015flam\u0131yorum. Reklamlarda di\u015f f\u0131r\u00e7as\u0131na s\u00fcr\u00fclen o upuzun di\u015f macununun nas\u0131l bir ziyanl\u0131k oldu\u011funu d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyorum. Sa\u00e7\u0131na uygun \u015fampuan bulamad\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in \u00fcz\u00fclenlere \u00e7ok \u00fcz\u00fcl\u00fcyorum. Can\u0131m s\u0131k\u0131l\u0131nca yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131m \u201cHangi hayvans\u0131n\u0131z?\u201d testinde hep \u201cKoyun\u201d \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yorum.Neyse i\u015fte y\u0131llar sonra ilkokul arkada\u015flar\u0131mla bulu\u015ftuk. Konu\u015ftuk\u00e7a hepsinin kafas\u0131n\u0131n tepesinde reklam butonlar\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131yordu! Benimse cebimde 17 lira 250 kuru\u015fum vard\u0131. Dolay\u0131s\u0131yla hesab\u0131 fitil fitil \u00f6demeyi d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyordum!Sonra babaannem \u201cKire\u00e7lemeli ve \u00d6fkeli\u201d isimli bir rock gurubu kurmaya karar verince, dedem Dr. Jivago bildi\u011fin k\u00f6p\u00fcrd\u00fc.\u00c7\u00f6p d\u00f6kmeye giderken durakta Asl\u0131\u2019y\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcnce, bal\u0131k k\u0131l\u00e7\u0131\u011f\u0131 dolu po\u015fetle otob\u00fcse bindim. Cam kenar\u0131n\u0131n asl\u0131nda \u201cGam Kenar\u0131!\u201d oldu\u011funu fark ettim. Zaten \u00e7ocukken bando tak\u0131m\u0131na girmek istiyordum ama babam kafama tuzlu f\u0131st\u0131k taba\u011f\u0131n\u0131 ve elma kabuklar\u0131n\u0131 f\u0131yd\u0131r\u0131nca hevesim ka\u00e7t\u0131. Allah\u2019tan Periskop Teyze var. \u0130nsanlar\u0131 pa\u00e7alar\u0131ndan tan\u0131yabilen d\u00fcnyadaki tek ki\u015fi…Ohoo! Daha neler neler! Haydi i\u00e7eri buyurun, hepsini anlatay\u0131m.Ne demek ya, kitap sizin! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Son Boyun B\u00fck\u00fcc\u00fc Ruhi, Periskop Teyze, Dr. Jivago ve daha neler neler\u2026 C\u0131z\u0131rtt c\u0131z\u0131r\u0131tt! Din din donn!Sevgili mahalle halk\u0131!Ben RUH\u0130!G\u00fcne portakal suyuyla ba\u015flam\u0131yorum. Reklamlarda di\u015f f\u0131r\u00e7as\u0131na [\u2026]<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"template":"","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[12291,14825],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-723682","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","5":"product_cat-edebiyat","6":"product_cat-mizah","7":"pa_cilt-ciltsiz","8":"pa_tur-kitap","9":"pa_yayinevi-hayykitap","10":"pa_yazar-mine-sota","12":"first","13":"instock","14":"sale","15":"shipping-taxable","16":"purchasable","17":"product-type-simple"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/roveyayinevi.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/723682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/roveyayinevi.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/roveyayinevi.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/roveyayinevi.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=723682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roveyayinevi.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=723682"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roveyayinevi.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=723682"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roveyayinevi.com.tr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=723682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}